Britney Spears shaved her hair off for our sins.
  • me: hunty I'm home
  • my wife: slay mama
lanturd:

sharkrobot:

lanturd:

THIS IS THE BEST EYE I HAVE EVER DRAWN OH MY GOD

now do the other one

you’re welcome

narcotic:

arctichunkies:

curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going

 

(via storrmynights)

  • *fight breaks out*
  • me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

breakcorechoirboy:

squarepizza:

im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like

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and then it just goes downhill from there

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(via neveranemptymind)

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl, via unescapable)

celebritity:

gender: ugly

(via dysfunctional-teenagers)

legalmeth:

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